Across
- 4. "My snitches are the best. The key is to always send them handwritten thank-you notes."
- 5. "Move over, Peralta! Move over! Okay. And if I may do a third toast, it'll be focused primarily on the mango yogurt."
- 6. "Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture. Sorry, I couldn't bring myself to call him a dirtbag."
- 8. "Love, it sustains you. It's like oatmeal."
- 11. "The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”
- 12. "Yes, please. Take me to the land of vending machines." (last name only)
Down
- 1. "I'm just kidding. I know you were. It's like an eclipse. You should always look at it with both eyes wide open. Full on."
- 2. "I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!"
- 3. "It'll be the perfect opportunity to update my rankings. Can we stop at home for a pizza bib?"
- 7. "I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself. I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
- 9. "Okay, I get it. She's smart and lovable; you're scrappy and lovable; together you're just lovable and lovable."
- 10. "Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one." (last name only)