Across
- 3. The one day a year you’re the boss—until it’s time to help with the dishes
- 4. A high-stakes outdoor sport where the toddlers are surprisingly ruthless.
- 6. The colors we’re forced to wear on Easter even if we look like giant marshmallows.
- 8. What we actually want for dinner when the holiday cooking is taking way too long
- 9. The family member who officially holds the world record for the stinkiest farts.
- 11. The relatives who stay down in Florida but still manage to drive everyone crazy from a distance
Down
- 1. The state of the milk carton that someone put back in the fridge with only one drop left.
- 2. A "short" rest Dad takes that involves loud snoring and the Golf channel.
- 5. The "breaking news" that travels through the group chat faster than the Easter Bunny.
- 7. The adult vibe once the "Easter ham coma" officially kicks in.
- 10. What the family does for three hours over a "friendly" 20-minute board game.