Across
- 3. harass sweetly?
- 6. They’re never on time
- 7. apt response when a kitten sits on your keyboard
- 9. “Sorry, it’s not going to work out with stepmom’s new dog. You should _____”
- 11. third eye blind?
- 13. polygamous vagabonds
- 15. Kya’s sister
- 16. repeated, it’s similar
- 20. Who loves cheese?
- 21. Will you finish this crossword?
- 22. "This year, Mrs. Claus and I have decided to heal your arthritis!” *
- 25. two
- 26. running on rays
- 29. Come on...
- 31. it holds all our bones *
- 32. They aren’t redwood
- 35. Where the Next bus is parked
- 37. a nice gift
- 40. One who practices suryanamascar?
- 41. A welcome, wild guest
- 45. Prince Reese’s bride
- 46. the guy who never showers
- 49. caffeine hound
- 50. apt name for an intergalactic hoarders convention
- 51. “Just Visiting” in monopoly, or a hint to the starred clues in this puzzle
- 52. Jacob Marley’s button-down
- 56. Horrible Cat
- 57. Where Loui’s from
- 59. she belongs to another man now
Down
- 1. His brains have been replaced with fluffy chocolate
- 2. I do... have cold ears
- 4. doubled, a daily dose of mystical romance
- 5. Pull your mutt through the dirt, Old McDonald
- 8. tarot card pack?
- 10. agreement to work together *
- 12. he’s a mother fucker
- 14. Lion loose in a nightclub?
- 17. scissor alternative
- 18. it was ok
- 19. Trackpad residence
- 23. Where pressure puts people
- 24. Sophie’s secret sauce
- 27. forest-flavored ice cream?
- 28. you slap them
- 30. Regular and unavoidable life tasks
- 33. not good sun sleeping
- 34. lavender
- 36. He has a mustache and a turkey baster
- 38. 2
- 39. Muffin
- 42. our lost surname
- 43. tango, for example *
- 44. Persion Mouse Nail
- 47. Nomadic, dutch ascetics?
- 48. Mr. Rabbit
- 53. ganj from the Adriatic
- 54. Traditional first anniversary gift
- 55. Taylor’s sister
- 58. you slap them