Across
- 3. probation for shooting a dead man, yourmom
- 4. "bacon & mash" when asked to pick a side, yourmom
- 7. put quarters on them to have next, yourmom
- 9. wins matches because they can't count to five, yourmom
- 11. bankruptcy after putting a quarter up to play next, yourmom
- 13. been scored on by all 26 men on the table, yourmom
- 14. paninis for a wraps, yourmom
Down
- 1. at catching loose balls, yourmom
- 2. their rollover on the floor, yourmom
- 5. has a gravitational force that affects the ball, yourmom
- 6. being double dipped from the back, yourmom
- 8. to lube up to stroke it long, yourmom
- 10. 5 bar shots for every 5 bar shot, yourmom
- 12. can score on them for a dollar, yourmom
- 13. every hole open and lets everything in, yourmom