Across
- 1. This stupid princess didn't know that all apples don't keep the doctors away
- 6. Number 79 on Mendeleev's magnum opus
- 7. Makes the world go round
- 9. Where planes and ships (supposedly) go to disappear
- 11. Caught between a vampire and a werewolf
- 12. Failed child-taming method
- 15. Buddy's favourite
- 17. Puppets; we don't get to see them run
- 22. What isn't left
- 23. A creative, intelligent, witty, (conceited too, apparently) student
- 25. Phone home
- 26. Don't drink that, it's _!
- 27. They often whistle (Remember this?)
- 28. Tiny land octopus
Down
- 1. Casino's token waster
- 2. Valley girl's battle cry
- 3. Death by Nobel Prize-winning discovery, her name is _
- 4. Author's clogged creativity
- 5. What Heather prefers to crosswords
- 8. Have no soul
- 10. Buddy says you sit here
- 13. What did you say?
- 14. His pants are on fire
- 16. Distrusts people
- 18. Pulsing through adolescent bodies
- 19. Heterosexual life partners with Conan Doyle's creation
- 20. "It's half empty"
- 21. Et tu, _?
- 24. God's gift to office stationary; my vice