Across
- 3. maths with a rock-‘n’-rock beat
- 4. ignorance is bliss
- 5. shoes big enough to fit Maxwell Kane
- 7. a way to improve on the human condition
- 8. a source of knowledge, fun, and rude jokes
- 9. what the aardvark says when it eats ants
- 11. who can sneeze a hot dog through his nose
- 12. to expel hot air in the form of words
Down
- 1. a muscle that improves with exercise
- 2. a four-letter word for truth serum
- 3. what Sherlock Holmes said to dr Watson about where the food disappeared
- 6. the horizontal truth
- 9. a silly-looking creature that eats ants
- 10. a finger-powered computer
