Across
- 2. Complicated numbers that turn adults into children
- 5. Dark potion that transforms zombies into humans
- 6. A secret you forget the moment you set it
- 8. Treasure map in the sky with no end
- 12. A shopping list that always forgets itself
- 13. The sky crying on your picnic plans
- 15. The modern version of endless letters you wish would stop
- 17. Internet jokes that explain life better than books
- 18. The "short break" that steals whole afternoons
- 19. A money plan that reality laughs at
- 20. Papers that always demand but never give
Down
- 1. Moving slowly while standing still
- 3. The finish line procrastinators suddenly sprint toward
- 4. The daily villain that ends your dreams with noise
- 7. The most powerful button on Earth
- 9. The invisible force stronger than gravity
- 10. The weekly plot twist no one asked for
- 11. A circle that slices happiness into triangles
- 12. Information that travels faster than WiFi
- 14. Money that leaves your account faster than it came
- 16. The mountain of fabric that grows if ignored
- 17. Group talks where nothing gets decided