Across
- 2. bonus If you see this on a job posting, never apply for that job
- 5. feeding If someone can't eat, Shannon will write orders
- 8. November and December birthdays (hottest bitches of all)
- 10. Shannon's degree in school
- 12. Spinoff of Seinfeld, informally
- 13. You can make little animals from this hobby
- 15. Preferred treat while I out of commission
- 18. Surgical procedure
- 19. home A good place to volunteer to help with bingo
- 21. Vacation spot to visit a friend
- 23. The next location Shannon will be working
- 25. Sopranos, Scary TV show about waste management
- 27. Classification of my current birth year
Down
- 1. Who I served at work
- 3. Controlled cherry-flavored substance
- 4. Old coworker that didn't even make it three months
- 6. Hill Cutest area in Saint Paul
- 7. Vegas Vacation spot to elope and celebrate a birthday
- 9. Shannon's age
- 11. Shift Shannon's tonsillectomy song choice
- 14. and milk Favorite snack of old people
- 16. At least two people here will never get this ever again
- 17. Something frequently spelled wrong/job title
- 20. party Theme for today's event
- 22. I was too frazzled to make this homemade
- 24. Month Excessive rainbow merchandise
- 26. weeks, Usual amount of time to tell your employer you're done