Across
- 3. Where Nixon's campaign manager went to drown their sorrows, in a French accent, after an ill-fated campaign stop?
- 7. "Not convenient for anything" according to noted location-shamer Thera Naiman
- 9. Bane of my iTunes library, and a few mornings with you
- 12. Bane of my transport, and formerly, my GI tract
- 14. Narsil's original wielder, if 'S' and 'T' "is in it", to a French speaker?
- 16. A NORMAL THING THAT MANY PEOPLE HAVE, DAMMIT
- 17. "Ok...I see you"
- 18. As moody as her non-namesake
- 19. "Try it, it might change your mind", I said hopefully
- 20. Une Paloise, historically and cartographically, dans l'est?
- 21. Response to "I'm finally cleaning my room"
Down
- 1. Worn by me as an involuntary and amusing historical form of penance for dating you?
- 2. Inferior to the eastern-dwelling Paloise, despite your protests
- 4. You're as far out out of my league as he was from home
- 5. "Good fucking luck" getting you to use one in an email or feel one in a hospital bed, apparently
- 6. Basically a sports car
- 8. Makes you feel like a spy
- 10. Thief of thermal comfort
- 11. On m'a présenté à tes parents, donc; expressed in Cartesian fashion
- 13. How far did we think I lived from here?
- 15. Woman who hit me in the face with a stick