Across
- 2. What parents grant to infants lacking neck strength
- 4. Elements of the alphabet parents discard for pretension
- 7. Surname of the Texas Governor who named his daughter Ima
- 13. Luxury brand name used by parents hoping for prestige
- 14. Description of the cruel playground arena
- 16. Country where a judge renamed Talula Does The Hula
- 18. Description of the sleep-deprived amateur parents
- 22. Son with a name from a tragic history of trailblaizing
- 23. A nature noun used as a blank canvas name
- 25. A safe and understandable gender-neutral name
- 26. The decline of this is signaled by middle class naming
- 28. Where a warlord might be found beheading enemies
- 29. The debut of this replaces a simple human being
- 36. When a girl named Grace trips over flat surfaces
- 37. Officials the child must correct for a lifetime
- 38. A name is now treated like the launch of this
- 39. The merciful nickname for Nicholas Barbon
- 40. Category for parents wanting to shatter the glass ceiling
- 42. Where luxury-named children might sound like inventory
- 44. Creative spelling of Kaitlyn using Roman numerals
- 45. The first name of the author of the experiment
- 47. Ancient runestones used by history-loving parents
- 48. Type of naming where the label sets behavior in motion
- 49. Small and angry animal that a root word might actually mean
Down
- 1. Guttural title fit for a warlord in Gaul
- 3. First name of the Crimefighter celebrity child
- 5. Why parents prefer a K over a C
- 6. Clay tablets used to find names with weight
- 8. People who will mispronounce creative names forever
- 9. Rhyming name given as an example of Scrabble tile chaos
- 10. Game associated with parents who shake a bag of tiles
- 11. A blank version of this is sought by pioneers of neutrality
- 12. Truncated version of Maximilian the Great
- 15. Claimed pronunciation for a name like a cat on a keyboard
- 17. Predator name given by nature lovers
- 19. Scent associated with Archaeologist parents
- 20. The reality tool that smooths out parental pretensions
- 21. The uniqueness of this is insulted by the name John
- 24. What "Beloved Princess" might actually mean you own
- 27. 17th-century group who treated naming like a sermon
- 30. Family name of the man with a sentence for a name
- 31. Daughter named after heavy machinery
- 32. The vehicle of life featuring name bumper stickers
- 33. The ink is barely dry on this document application
- 34. One of two things the marketing team parents run on
- 35. Physical attribute a six-pound infant lacks
- 41. First name of the Hogg daughter who lived a philanthropic life
- 43. First name of a celebrity child whose middle name is Inspektor
- 46. The last name of the author of the experiment