Across
- 3. When you finally buy the thing Instagram ads keep pushing.
- 7. Customer service voice: activated.
- 8. What your inner voice does when you forget your password.
- 13. – The vibe at a Vegas bachelorette party.
- 14. That “maybe” text that actually means “no.”
- 15. Your attempt at parallel parking.
- 16. How your cooking turned out when you “eyeballed” the recipe.
- 18. The roast that goes one joke too far.
- 19. Every person who tries to “just wing it” in Excel.
- 23. Learning through trial, error, and crying.
- 24. Where your anxiety always sits: right next to you.
- 28. Your playlist: emo, K-pop, Gregorian chants.
- 30. Texting your ex at 2 a.m., no regrets.
- 31. That group project where only one person worked.
- 33. Interns trying to lead a Zoom call.
- 34. Unshakable, like your friend who still thinks the Earth is flat.
Down
- 1. The friend who texts first. Every. Time.
- 2. Your uncle’s holiday dinner speech, sponsored by rage.
- 4. Like doom-scrolling past midnight.
- 5. What your tweets do when you're “just joking.”
- 6. Flattery in the form of “You’re so brave for wearing that.”
- 9. Your one friend who makes small talk feel like therapy.
- 10. That random road trip to “clear your head.”
- 11. Your reaction to pineapple on pizza. Or bad grammar.
- 12. Your to-do list after a weekend off.
- 17. The 38th motivational quote in your Instagram feed.
- 19. A TikTok rant that starts with “I’m not usually like this, but…”
- 20. When Netflix says the show is “based on true events.”
- 21. What you hope your boss’s emails will do.
- 22. Like believing one more “snooze” won’t hurt.
- 25. The opposite of your desk at 3 a.m.
- 26. The weather forecast of your social life: partly toxic.
- 27. You, multitasking badly but still impressively.
- 29. When your student loans feel like organized theft.
- 32. Still paying for Spotify Premium? That’s loyalty.