Across
- 1. Atmospheric condition that transforms cautious drivers into terrified turtles
- 5. Instrument that confirms what your aching joints already told you
- 8. Painful reminder that clouds are sneakier than they look
- 9. Atmospheric boundary whose arrival is announced by neighbors taking in porch furniture
- 10. Wind formation making trailer parks mysteriously attractive
- 12. Mathematical formula for making cold temperatures sound even worse
- 17. Nature's timpani that sends dogs into hiding
- 20. Lotion applied only after turning lobster-red
- 21. Mother Nature's excuse to cancel school and cause grocery store panic
Down
- 1. Daily prediction that's somehow both vague and specific, yet rarely accurate
- 2. Professional whose job security depends on being wrong only 30% of the time
- 3. Tiny crystalline structure capable of paralyzing entire cities in the South
- 4. Extended dry spell that ends precisely when you plan outdoor activities
- 6. Nature's flashbulb, capturing terrified expressions at outdoor events
- 7. Item always left at home when skies suddenly darken
- 11. Weather phenomenon worth exactly one social media post
- 13. Frozen projectiles sent to damage your car precisely one week after insurance renewal
- 14. Extended dry spell inspiring elaborate rain dances from desperate gardeners
- 15. Temperature scale that confuses Americans into wearing either too many or too few layers
- 16. Precipitation that can't decide whether to be rain or snow, so chooses to be awful instead
- 18. Nature's way of giving everyone a bad hair day simultaneously
- 19. Rain delivery system that arrives just after you've washed your car