Across
- 3. I delegated the writing of this hint to my cousin not because he deserved it, but because he's my cousin
- 6. the helix that opens the bottle
- 7. garden of trees
- 10. 26 Fe 55.845
- 11. an immaculate calmness
- 14. to satisfy a thirst
- 16. to cut away
- 20. the back fin of a shark
- 22. describes city folk, and is ironically the last name of a famous country singer
- 24. Major arcana card number twenty
- 25. a grievance
- 26. pretty girl
- 28. "Good _____! That sure was impressive, mister!"
- 38. I probably didn't need to write yet another hint like this
- 40. ugly old lady
- 41. to regress
- 42. here lies King Arthur
- 43. cute bird of prey
- 45. slick
- 46. the fruitiest of all birds
- 47. horseplay, mischief, or some other such innocent shenanigans
- 51. loud, short wimper
- 52. those who hate what they don't recognize
- 54. the sun's rays are trying to kill us; block them out by smearing cream on your body
- 55. a small breeze
- 60. the plumber's choice of interjection
- 61. please, do it again
- 65. hunter of the weak
- 68. stiff upper lip, nose high to the sky
- 70. diet depression, sounds French
- 71. spinning toy on a stick
- 72. duck noise
- 75. the patron saint of love, marriage, and the mentally ill
- 76. in dire need of a comb
- 77. to be justified in one's actions
- 78. both a flower and a color
- 79. Some guy named Gideon played a trumpet or something and destroyed the walls of this city
- 82. cream cheese and red chocolate
- 84. the opposite of an attic
- 86. the death knot
- 87. to shower with love
- 88. spotted big cat
- 89. a small test
- 93. heavy emotional damage
- 94. fake leather
- 95. a recently popular superhero with a misleading name
- 96. rude and unpleasant in a way that it's hard to ignore
Down
- 1. childish
- 2. epithet of chicago
- 4. an adjective specifically for describing fat bottom girls that make the rockin' world go 'round
- 5. a beast, an energy drink, or an unruly person
- 8. yellow
- 9. the strike from below
- 10. antithetical to the acapella
- 12. a scientist that likes to pin butterflies
- 13. the flower that asks you to please remember it
- 15. the most egotistical flower
- 17. to increase the clock rate of a computer beyond the speed the manufacturer intended
- 18. doctor repellant
- 19. the most kissable of all flowers
- 21. I can see right through this hint
- 23. the first bird
- 27. twins that don't look alike
- 29. Read this hint out loud instead of writing it down
- 30. big city
- 31. a watercolor painting done on wet plaster
- 32. thick slime of dubious origin
- 33. a football field
- 34. the greenest of all sins
- 35. the wound is getting worse
- 36. a quality of playful oddness that reads as endearing
- 37. a wistful desire
- 39. kin; a specific type of thing
- 44. common name for the western gorilla
- 48. Sorry, I'm way too lazy to use a word this big or offer a hint that'd help.
- 49. I don't know if I should write this hint
- 50. this hint is absolutely flawless
- 53. Sorry, this hint was was stolen by someone
- 56. to get conked out after a bonk to the dome
- 57. change from the ground up
- 58. the virtue of self-moderation
- 59. The seven sisters, daughters of the Titan Atlas, and also a bunch of stars for some reason.
- 62. the dumbest shade of red there is
- 63. thinking without reaching a conclusion
- 64. to throw, or to throw up
- 66. egg-shaped
- 67. because I need somebody, not just anybody
- 69. This hint is very fly
- 73. Listen, you can either solve this word from the hint, or you can fail to finish the crossword. Your choice.
- 74. a term coined by Richard Dawkins to describe an idea that permeates itself in the same way that a gene might do
- 79. fancy Chinese green
- 80. a glowing endorsement
- 81. worthy of mockery
- 83. comically askew
- 84. "We unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right. Gives me ______."
- 85. ascension to godhood
- 86. confirmation done with the head
- 89. just a sip
- 90. really, really red
- 91. divine wind
- 92. puff out your chest and act like a man