Across
- 3. In which you were (wrongfully!) suspected of having built a bomb with which to blow up a WalMart in Las Vegas.
- 4. In which you staged an impromptu monster truck performance. Casualty: one shitty BMW.
- 5. We cannot visit which store in Laramie because we were singlehandedly raising the crime rate?
Down
- 1. In which you were made an unwilling accomplice to a bird's suicide, en route to this city.
- 2. In which they *definitely* changed which direction the road went overnight, meaning you went the wrong way on the _______.