Across
- 3. always early, sometimes late
- 4. Get this to the Greek?
- 8. chipotle ranch, for one
- 13. she's such a dog
- 15. I totally bombed ____ ____ term (upper)
- 17. Shoulderless senior running on the African savannah
- 18. would be more enjoyable to hang out with if they were deep fried with tartar sauce
- 20. "Hey, I'm David. Can I show you a ___ trick?"
- 21. 35% of Marzo's BAC
- 22. Schmidt's paradise
- 23. second first name of the eldest double first-namer
- 25. O, where art thou (Montagut's favorite word)
- 26. "I would run 500 ____ just to see a big cat"
- 28. source of the old fart infestation
- 30. band behind popular lunar lounge song (1972)
- 33. our resident dutch river creature
- 36. Landon or an IBM computer
Down
- 1. our most prominent maternal figure (not Biz)
- 2. who to call for a musical emergency
- 5. term of endearment for a backyard regular
- 6. psychedelic texan insect with a lisp
- 7. like the "dog" version, but it came first
- 8. like snails, but worse?
- 9. a Hilton Head tour bus?
- 10. shane's favorite place to hang out with Tony and Paulie
- 11. a rugby-playing amphibian that takes our money
- 12. CV, or a positive approval of his parenting ability
- 14. Fukuyama's ______ _____ of History (upper)
- 16. a 7/11 or san antonio treat
- 19. the most underwhelming day of the year
- 24. kaffman's muse
- 27. to be chill about something, ironically
- 29. "Don't go in there, it's ________" (lower)
- 31. pet lizard with a chalupa craving
- 32. the place where Rat hides in his wardrobe
- 34. new york and prehistoric, but not in the Natural History Museum
- 35. "two minutes to liftoff"