Across
- 2. "Who's a good boy? I am!"
- 4. "If you want me to hit you less, die sooner!"
- 8. "Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall."
- 10. "Shaken, not stirred."
- 12. "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana."
- 14. "Give me five, demon - OWW! What are you doing!? That was way too hard!"
- 17. "Talent, honor, discipline... and pretty pictures!"
- 18. "Can you smell 'coward', Bristle? Get 'em!"
- 20. "The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle."
- 21. "Replicating lifeform entertainment routine!".
- 22. "No, really, put that apple on your head."
- 23. "Words, words, la la la, pew twang pew!" "Are you imitating me?"
- 26. "Hello my little one. Who's my smoochy boochy baby? You are. You are."
- 27. "What's your favorite aminal? A bear?"
- 31. "I'm holding a sentient weapon of doom, denied blood for eons! You think I'm scared of you?"
- 32. "I hear a man likes a lady with legs."
- 33. "Meow... meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow... You got that?"
- 35. "They're not just oranges. They're blood oranges."
- 39. "'It's only a short way'? Is that a short joke?!"
- 41. "Is that a rocket in your pocket?"
- 43. "I claim—*hiccup* Claim this land for Ixao— *hiccup*"
- 44. "Yes, that was a banana. No one expects the banana."
- 45. "I know what makes them tick. I know how to make the ticking stop."
- 48. "If you run, you won't see me stab you!"
- 51. "You have the right to remain silent. I advise you use it."
- 54. "I make cold look... hot."
- 57. "You can't milk those."
- 59. "Lookin' for Thresh. You a friend of his?"
- 60. "I love it when they talk dirty. 'No! Please! Stop torturing me!'" *laughs*
- 61. "Hey Fishbones, think we can wreak havoc forever? 'No, you should buy a home and save for retirement.'"
- 62. "Ugh... I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty."
- 63. "Don't stare directly at me for too long."
Down
- 1. "Second rule of being a sentinel. Any questions?"
- 3. "What? You want to see a magic trick? Fine... tada."
- 5. "Care for a spot of tea? Or maybe a spot of punch in the face."
- 6. "Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type."
- 7. "How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!"
- 9. "There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers."
- 11. "Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two." *laughs*
- 13. "My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!"
- 14. Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof."
- 15. "What do you get when you cross me in a dark alley? Eviscerated"
- 16. "Loves me, loves me not. Loves me, loves me... not. Ughh."
- 18. "If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?"
- 19. "Imagine if I had a real weapon."
- 24. *plays 'rock, paper, scissors' with shadow*
- 25. "Only perfectio-gah!" (garbles incoherently) (clears throat) "
- 28. "For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless."
- 29. "Size doesn't mean everything."
- 30. burps "I think a Voidling just came out!"
- 34. "The timeline was already this broken when I found it. I swear."
- 36. "Which star is your favorite? I made that one."
- 37. "What do you get when a dragon sneezes? (chuckles) Out of the way."
- 38. "The goats are wise; eat everything, climb everything, and if something kicks you, kick it back!"
- 40. "My tails are my good-luck charm."
- 42. "Love you, Ma. See ya tomorrow. Mwah."
- 46. "I call upon the stars... to bake my bountiful breads!"
- 47. "Mastery? I must congratulate you, obviously your parents never had reason to."
- 49. "The chicken or the egg? Actually I came first."
- 50. "Let me give you a hug."
- 52. "For my next trick I'll make their life bar disappear."
- 53. *imitates helicopter using tail*
- 55. "Caw caw caw caw caw. There, are you satisfied?"
- 56. "A man, woman, and Yordle walk into the sun... They die! Because it burns them alive?"
- 58. "I mean, it's one health potion. What could it cost, ten thousand gold?"