Across
- 9. Describing anything so absurd that even a squid would scoff at it.
- 11. A breakfast disaster in which toast is burnt beyond recognition, resulting in emotional distress.
- 12. A chaotic rebellion led by yellow fruit seeking freedom from oppressive grocery store shelving.
- 13. A financial system where Larson's cheese determines wealth and fondue controls inflation.
- 15. A dystopian society ruled entirely by burritos, where elections are won based on tortilla integrity.
- 16. An ancient, extinct beast rumored to have hunted unsuspecting ravioli in prehistoric times.
Down
- 1. Someone wildly convinced that breakfast pastries contain lost wisdom.
- 2. A system of government where all major decisions are made by an elite council of gelatin-based desserts.
- 3. The upper atmospheric layer consisting entirely of rogue drifting lettuce leaves.
- 4. A high-stakes battle arena where ducks engage in theatrical combat using only sass and strategic waddling.
- 5. An unexplained, supernatural event involving flan appearing in locations where no flan should be.
- 6. An individual who boldly reclines on furniture as if piloting an intergalactic mission, despite never actually leaving the room.
- 7. The unsettling theory that all lost spoons have secretly been vanishing into a shadow government’s utensil vault.
- 8. The philosophical belief that omelets contemplate their own fragile existence before they’re scrambled.
- 10. A household phenomenon where abandoned socks accumulate in the washing machine, forming a thriving underwater civilization.
- 14. A highly localized culinary disaster in which cutlery becomes airborne and unreasonably dramatic.