Across
- 2. Foreign robot and puddle of liquid fight over teenager
- 3. A widower flies to tropical climates to make good on an old, unfulfilled promise made to his wife years before armed with only a dog and a small, fat asian boy
- 5. After witnessing the death of his father, a young nobleman leaves his home and lives with two hippies. Later he returns to seek vengeance
- 8. Angel of Death retrieves the spirits of recently deceased children and helps to guide them to the afterlife
- 12. Godzilla versus Transformers
- 13. Farm boy kills millions of soldiers with the help of a robot and an old man
- 14. An adopted son feels betrayed by his family and tries to gain control of their empire, while trying to reconnect with his real bloodline
- 15. All of a man's children are killed, and his only surviving son gets kidnapped, so he must go on a round-the-world quest with a mentally handicapped woman to save him
- 17. The dad from "That 70's Show" kills a cop, who comes back as a murderous robot
Down
- 1. Crossdressing man seeks to destroy consensual relationship in order to get physically closer to children
- 4. Homeless man falsifies nationality to marry a princess and ends up preventing a coup
- 6. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
- 7. Young karate student trains and competes in competition only to be eliminated by a jerk who cheats
- 9. A redheaded femme fatale cheats on her fiance with an 18 year-old degenerate and watches her relationship sink
- 10. Young girl moves in with neighbor who can't read to learn how to clean
- 11. Billionaire dedicates fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill
- 16. Jesus's Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Niece is recruited for a Holy Expedition by Alan Rickman, constantly fends off advances from Jason Mewes, and takes religious advice from George Carlin, all while Ben Affleck and Matt Damon try to end existence