Across
- 1. This is what it sounds like when MST 3000 cries
- 7. Dena's fancy dream
- 8. Condition that affects flustered English majors/law clerks at parties
- 9. Pink sands and anniversaries
- 12. Let them eat cake here for their first anniversary
- 13. Big Fat ______ Daddy, to a four-year-old
- 14. Steal your heart with these flowers
- 15. Christmas chocolates
- 16. Nasal champagne is the single most thing I've ever seen
Down
- 2. Deadly lunch credit
- 3. What visiting boyfriend sleeps beneath
- 4. Lordly first apartment
- 5. Legal cargo from Houston
- 6. Wedding where strangers meet
- 10. Playboy from Route 666
- 11. Reception centerpiece for Louisville debs
- 12. What sets Mark W. and Dasher apart
- 16. Costume for a southern lawyer's daughter