Across
- 2. Totally not Santa.
- 5. "Are you sure that one's not mine?"
- 6. "Stick to tradition!!".
- 7. Gift-card extraordinaire.
- 8. Has big mommy issues.
Down
- 1. Hunting for the Christmas Mouse.
- 3. Still asks for Toys for Christmas.
- 4. All she wants for Christmas is wet food.
- 8. Should be entered into a hot dog eating contest.