Across
- 3. Tiny particle with commitment issues, always changing energy levels
- 6. When uranium atoms break up messier than a reality TV divorce
- 11. The force that makes toast always land butter-side down
- 13. The Switzerland of atomic particles, staying neutral in all conflicts
- 16. What happens to your heart rate during a physics exam
- 17. What it takes to open a pickle jar that your spouse opened easily
- 18. What increases mysteriously every time you step on a scale
- 19. How loud your neighbor's music is at 2 AM
- 21. How often you check your phone per minute
- 24. The mysterious force between you and your refrigerator at midnight
- 25. Invisible river that makes your toaster work and your bills higher
- 26. Building block of everything, including your student debt
- 27. What microwaves use to make your leftover pizza radioactive
Down
- 1. The reason you're still on the couch watching Netflix
- 2. How far apart you and your Wi-Fi router's understanding are
- 4. The reason physicists can't decide if Schrödinger's cat needs therapy
- 5. What shopping carts have when they're heading toward expensive cars
- 7. Massless particle that somehow manages to light up your electric bill
- 8. How fast your phone falls when you're standing over concrete
- 9. Why your socks disappear in the dryer but your lint trap fills up
- 10. When atoms decide to form a group chat
- 12. What makes your hair stand up when you touch a doorknob
- 14. The fourth state of matter and what's inside your expensive TV
- 15. Positive particle that's optimistic about every chemical reaction
- 20. What you lose when trying to explain quantum mechanics to your cat
- 21. When hydrogen atoms have a party and create helium confetti
- 22. Why your room gets messy faster than you can clean it
- 23. What your body has to waking up on Monday mornings
