Across
- 2. bad for your hitch
- 3. leaking oil until engine failure
- 9. cola with guaranteed crash
- 10. instant death batteries
- 11. decals that will never peel off
- 13. made for zombie cars
- 14. angers tanks
- 15. forces hood surgery
- 19. freezes your radiator
- 21. made from Dumpster springs berries
- 22. poison disguised as vitamins
- 23. a week of hiccups
- 24. not medical
- 26. needs to have you call a towtruck
- 28. breaks your roof
- 29. no insurance for bumpers
Down
- 1. king of broken gascaps
- 3. pistons stolen and resold
- 4. makes paint duller
- 5. clutch gets destroyed
- 6. mint which kills your motor
- 7. makes tires grey
- 8. produces trunk smoke
- 12. kills your suspension
- 16. carburetor malfunctioner
- 17. increases foul tire stench
- 18. 75% Brush Curber's paint
- 20. makes cars smell like a dump!
- 25. toxic cookies
- 27. compresses tailpipe
- 28. worthless windshields