Across
- 2. "A problem greater than Earth itself"
- 5. "Only on our morning of domination"
- 7. "One dog turned to another and said 'All dogs are liars.'"
- 9. "Her new ride is totally sweet"
- 11. "She passed by the door as though a very loud mouse"
- 12. "Splash! Sploosh! Splat! Ping!"
- 13. "The city was the most beautiful pile of concrete"
- 14. "It was his cross to bear"
- 16. "Obama killed bin Laden"
Down
- 1. "Beating back attack after attack"
- 3. "Our cat can catch crippled critters"
- 4. "The tomatoes would not be pleased"
- 6. "The hammer and sickle on the Soviet flag represents united workers"
- 8. "I'm a baker because I knead dough"
- 9. "She's as beautiful as the ocean"
- 10. "House, bear this mighty wind, please!"
- 15. "Her love was not unreciprocated"
- 16. "His death put blood on my hands"