Across
- 3. Tried to hypnotize you to “bring out your true personality”
- 5. baby Kept calling the waiter 'Daddy' for fun.
- 6. Confessed to stealing their neighbor's Wi-Fi and calling it 'networking.
- 8. Refused to sit down because they were ‘saving energy for the dance floor
- 9. Brought their taxidermy pet squirrel 'to meet you.
Down
- 1. Started ordering for you in an accent that got progressively weirder.
- 2. Brought a 3D-printed model of their ideal partner’s face... not yours.
- 4. Handed you a form titled 'Application to Date Me' with essay questions.
- 7. Demanded you pick a side in their ongoing feud with their barista.