Across
- 1. That's what we'd look like if we (meaning our car) were what?
- 3. What beverage you get when you get your throat slit.
- 4. This animal (not a wolf) is indistinguishable from a dog, apparently, as a crow is from a raven.
Down
- 1. Where to pee when the bathroom has a key (because FUCK that).
- 2. Heard before "fuck you" when someone makes a terrible traffic decision.