Across
- 5. Carpal tunnel tunnel?
- 8. Authority in wheat
- 9. Gyro and shawarma exchange verses
- 10. Duck, duck, goose, for example
- 12. Bill Ayers castrates a ram
- 14. Absconds toting tote
- 15. Lil B prepares a moist Thanksgiving bird
- 16. Yoinks cantilever
- 17. Two or more words sharing pronunciation while differing in spelling (and a clue to solving this puzzle)
Down
- 1. I have had it with these motherfucking limbless reptiles on this motherfucking x axis
- 2. I heard the head of Ribena is sleeping with their assistant
- 3. Tiberius propels boat by order of coxswain
- 4. Behold a roan bearing buckets
- 6. Military seaman stares into middle distance
- 7. Tautological deliverer of circulars
- 11. Undefeated champion faces meets competition with eyes wide open
- 13. Space coyote urges Homer to find his cobbler