The Durkins

2. The autonomous peaceful orange activist of the house, AKA "The Queen"
5. The dog who may actually just be 3 squirrels in a trench coat, AKA "Scrazzers"
7. Mike's college that almost no one knows (2 words)
9. Hilary's hometown
10. Hilary's college where the only thing she learned in 5 years was to despise Tim Tebow (2 words)
14. Activity on their first 2 dates
15. Their favorite board game she may never win
16. Where Hilary first said "You're messing with me" and then finally "Yes"
18. Their favorite Sunday morning activity
19. Favorite vacation VW
20. The bestest boi of legends, AKA "Squeezy Bubs"
21. How Mike first impressed Hilary
23. The Queen's orange brother who abhors authority, AKA "The Killer"
24. The sock eating newest addition to the squad, AKA "Tasty Toes"
27. The first place Hilary worked in Asheville
28. Mike's favorite sports team
29. The cat's favorite VW

1. Popular Asheville graffiti tag resembling Mike's physique See Answer to 20
3. What Hilary does for a living (2 words)
4. How Hilary gave Mike a Answer to 21
6. What Mike does for a living that also no one knows (3 words)
8. Mike's job in the Navy (2 words)
11. The name affectionately given to the house where the whole team resides (3 words)
12. Mike's favorite author
13. Where Hilary and Mike first officially resided together (2 words)
17. Hilary's favorite actor who Mike found out about when he gave away her DVD copy of "You've Got Mail"
22. The natural disaster that got them living together forever
25. Mike's hometown
26. The US territory that the Answer to number 3 was born in