Across
- 1. can now educate people about sterile gloves
- 3. a crossword, pizookie, and comedian walk into a bar
- 7. part time nurse, full time Kardashian enthusiast
- 8. actually created ECMO and CRRT
- 9. texts in all capitals no matter what
- 10. “ur mom”
- 14. has a water jug bigger than my future
- 18. hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo tummy
- 19. always looking like a mixtape is about to drop
- 20. baked cookies for Florence N when they went to school together
- 21. obsessed with skin… in a healthy way
- 22. I can smell the daisies
- 24. always having a fun and feral time
- 25. enjoys Sandy D before they close at 0000
- 26. every time I look away there’s a different badge reel on
Down
- 2. has a Futurama tramp stamp
- 4. *sassily* “I’ll send your nurse in💅🏻”
- 5. coined the terms “Papa K” and “no ma’am”
- 6. has more patience than God himself
- 11. Maggie Sue’s #1 fan
- 12. here’s a quick rant
- 13. the purest soul with a soccer obsession
- 15. the unit barista that can make friends with a wall
- 16. “it is FREEZING”
- 17. a hoola hoop master and cooler than you
- 18. one more dad joke for the road
- 23. first word caca second word head