Across
- 2. “And I feel ___ in this Chili's tonight.”
- 8. “Did I _______?!”
- 9. The new golf course; where business happens, according to Small Businessman Magazine
- 11. The worst thing about prison
- 12. A canoe you build around your horse so you can easily switch between riding and boating
- 13. Kelly is one of the few people who look hot eating these
- 16. Michael didn’t say it, he declared it
- 18. You should put your mouth on that
- 21. The three Bs
- 22. Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes!
- 23. That's my joke, Dwight!
- 26. People who can’t farm, farm this
- 28. "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice..."
- 29. The best gift for Yankee Swap
Down
- 1. Being this means you don’t have to think, or do anything
- 2. It squeaks when you bang it
- 3. A crime fighting beaver
- 4. He is Beyonce, always
- 5. Gets pimples, and still rocks harder than anyone alive
- 6. “Dwight, you ________ ____!”
- 7. Hurt, petulant Jesus ruined this
- 10. Toby's (supposed) secret identity
- 14. Stanley's favorite day
- 15. National sport of Icelandic paper companies
- 17. These aren’t the only thing fake about Jan…
- 19. Dip it in water so it slides down your gullet more easily
- 20. The groin of the head
- 24. Michael's favorite restaurant (but hold the chicken)
- 25. If you question the teachings of the Mormon church, you’re probably this
- 27. “____ started the fire!”