Across
- 3. who's to know if it's as authentic as it claims? With a feta dip like that, I'm not bothered either way!
- 5. fill your boots on 3D printed flesh
- 6. lasagne college and unmissable romantic stroll pitstop
- 8. site of sumptuous falafel wraps among the dreaming spires
- 9. audible on your entry to any room
- 10. scrumptious pizza for Londoners and Mancs alike
- 13. hip location for dingy thesp appreciation and fantasising over footy with strangers from the internet
- 15. tribute act for the female Bob Dylan sporting an intimidating curly-haired songstress
- 16. provider of Ards' most irresistible shrooms on toast
- 18. central's most boozer-coded stores for Irish and Italians alike
- 22. cruel fate for hares and their taxidermied friends; see also: a costly lime soda
- 23. a small arthropod animal that has six legs and generally one or two pairs of wings; see also: object of love and affection.
- 27. namesake of the inn that was CS Lewis' honeymoon haunt and Shona's long-time dream dinner
- 29. Bloomsbury's most illustrious lanes for karaoke heads
- 30. our first holiday location and home of the ardest Romance language
- 34. trendy and inspired spot for in-person intros with overpriced coffee and precarious mezzanine flooring
- 36. this gaff's pesto pasta would have St Katharine herself gobbling away!
- 37. particularly historic spot for stationary mulled wine enjoyment
Down
- 1. gorging on dairy while afloat... the clue is in the name
- 2. moniker of a world-class, immensely bouncy-haired Spaniard
- 4. romantic picnic park site with bootable goslings galore; see also: Newtownards' most prestigious grammar
- 5. home of the COOLEST Brewdog, a furry white friend, an old convent and some unappealing pub toilets
- 7. Goodge Street's finest tavern for tapas enthusiasts
- 11. every Ards tourist's favourite backdrop
- 12. dreamy easterly spot for canalside jazz and peace process lectures
- 13. where the real WAGs are separated from the girls... lovely sequence boys x
- 14. some spookily old and impressive film noir
- 17. the thin varieties of this culinary treat are a surefire way to treat perinatal nausea
- 19. versatile spot for new year's kisses, fireworks, soft cheese and lairy Irishmen stumbling out from a boogie to rebel songs at 6am
- 20. tropical flowering plants that are a mean infusion in a poached pear
- 21. a very nasty Malcolm
- 24. us
- 25. where our true size dynamic is made apparent
- 26. the cultured man's chicken order at Wanstead's finest larder
- 28. woolly watering hole for Prosecco Princesses
- 31. Dalston's finest establishment for Katy Perry/Kanye mixes at 150bpm
- 32. the sexiest way that glassware can come
- 33. Ross' best friend (no crypticity)
- 35. two little chefs... one big, spooky dream...