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- 3. What was Clever’s father’s job before he passed?
- 6. How many languages are present in Clever’s Spotify playlist?
- 8. How many German words does Clever commonly use in place of their English translations?
- 10. What is Clever’s gender identity? (bit)
- 14. What country does Clever always start with on the Globle?
- 15. What is the sexiest variety of enby in Clever’s opinion?
- 18. What was today's Wordle?
- 19. What is the sexiest category of musical instrument in Clever’s opinion?
- 20. What is Clever’s major? Do not include their concentration.
- 23. What is the sexiest variety of man in Clever’s opinion?
- 24. How tall does Clever’s brother think Clever is at minimum? Ex. threefootfour
- 25. Who was the first non-English speaking band that Clever began listening to?
- 26. What is the first name of Clever’s favorite asexual character?
- 27. Which child is Clever’s non-binary sibling? (first, second, etc.)
- 28. What will Clever never forgive [REDACTED] for?
- 29. How many times in Clever’s life has she been inebriated?
- 31. Who is the creature commander of Clever’s mono-red Magic: the Gathering deck? Do not include their title.
- 32. Of all of the musicians Clever listens to, who does she believe is the best singer?
- 33. Which slice of bread does Clever put the mayonnaise on when making a sandwich? (upper, lower, or boths)
- 36. Who in Clever’s immediate family has an extra vertebrae? (write their relation to me, not their name. Ex. “Mother” instead of “Rebecca.”)
- 38. What is Clever's response to a question he does not know the answer to?
- 39. What is Clever’s sexuality? (bit)
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- 1. The actor who played Noah Dyck in Letterkenny also played a character in Trailer Park Boys. What was that character’s name?
- 2. Of all of Clever's traits, which one do they hate herself the most for?
- 4. How many questions did Clever put in this crossword?
- 5. What, according to Clever, is one of the main things they play video games for? (Underdogs fulfills this quite well.)
- 7. What is Clever’s second favorite soda?
- 9. What is Clever’s favorite type of sword?
- 11. One of the musicians Clever really likes is obsessed with Rush. Who is that musician?
- 12. What is Clever’s favorite soda?
- 13. Who is the hottest member of Drawfee, according to Clever?
- 16. What kind of facial hair does Clever want?
- 17. What is the sexiest variety of woman in Clever’s opinion?
- 21. What last name did Clever’s d&d5e character Ogrud take when he married his wife, Belcrya? Ogrud was the dwarven noble who abandoned his post and was thusly disowned.
- 22. Roughly how many pounds does Clever weigh, rounded to the nearest five pounds? Write the number out. Ex. onehundredthirty-five
- 27. Who has Clever's top artist been in Spotify Wrapped for the past three years?
- 30. How many inches is Clever’s wiener?
- 34. What, in Clever’s opinion, is the sexiest accent?
- 35. What is the name of the campaign Clever is trying to run? Include the apostrophe in your answer.
- 37. How many siblings does Clever have?
