Across
- 2. Colm's primary hobby, usually when he is watching Chateau DIY
- 5. A list of people the couple loves, minus that one cousin who isn't allowed to hold a microphone.
- 8. What Colm uses to keep Luna from chasing squirrels on a walk, and what Justin uses to keep Colm on time
- 9. The only place in France with more drama than this wedding party
- 11. A fancy French glass house Colm wants to work in
- 12. The only acceptable way to enter the pool after the fifth glass of champagne.
- 14. The "backup champagne" that's flowing freely because budget
- 16. A fancy French chocolate Justin loves, and a expensive fungus Colm hates as much as garlic
- 18. Justin's primary hobby, usually occurring after Colm makes him go for a walk
- 19. Promises made under the influence of love (and maybe a little Côtes du Rhône)
- 20. What you do in the bushes when the line for the bathroom is too long.
Down
- 1. Colm's secret "industrial-strength" glue for his dreamy locks; Justin’s favorite thing to choke on while trying to breathe in the bathroom
- 3. French for grass or herb; Colm’s main love interest besides Justin
- 4. A historical figure who also loved cake (like Justin), and had better hair than Colm
- 6. The unofficial dress code for the post-wedding pool party (unfortunately)
- 7. The real reason everyone agreed to travel over 1,000 miles for our weekend
- 10. The name of the Château where Colm dreams of being a 14th-century Marquis and Justin has a 21st-century breakdown over the seating plan
- 13. The french word Justin uses when offered anything with butter, cream, or joy.
- 15. What Colm and Justin do for each other, Colm does to his garden, and Justin does to vegan snackies
- 17. The amount of time Justin spent perfecting the seating chart, and Colm spent perfecting his hair
