Across
- 5. Pate and schnoz protector
- 6. Some of the best ONC footage
- 7. Painted green
- 10. What an eyebrow stroke heralds
- 11. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except...
- 12. Alter-ego
- 14. The original Schliesen Hound
- 15. Bad Boy cat
- 21. The perfect food
- 22. Favourite colour
- 23. Location of the buck-naked beach incident
- 26. Quick, Hobbes! It's the attack of the _ (6 wrds.)
- 32. Shut up _
- 35. That's cruel! (4 wrds.)
- 36. Rugby _
- 38. Window friend
- 41. Sunday's child (that's you!)
- 43. Or, to save on _
- 44. Trumps a cow
- 45. You are _
- 46. Not actually the name of the boy who lived
- 50. He sure did call you out on your pinchy habits!
- 51. George's fatal mistake
- 55. Mister _
- 57. What everyone else calls fruit tea, Daj calls _
- 58. _ and weiners
- 61. What all flowers are
- 63. Preferable to wine, usually
- 67. Far Side's feline treat
- 68. Personalized advertisement, "_ _ you're the one!"
- 69. Happiness is (3 wrds.)
- 70. Please may I _?
- 72. My gosh - you are so, so, very, extremely old
- 73. The finest of the flavours
- 74. A reasonable _ of a bear
- 76. What's his name?
- 81. Household tormentors
- 87. A good word for any occasion
- 90. Quote from Daj's least favourite franchise: "Have him washed and brought to my _"
- 91. Movie theatre essential
- 95. It ain't New York - it's _
- 96. The worst thing to find after taking a bite
- 97. The best airport
- 98. A day just isn't complete unless it starts with winning the _
- 99. Earl grey
- 100. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea author
- 104. A Creole jingle, verse two
- 106. Don't show these to children (it's a trap!)
- 108. It's NOTHING like a Coffee Crisp
- 109. The most wonderful thing about Tiggers (and Charlottes) is that they're...
- 110. "Bring me a _!"
- 111. Haida Gwaii adventurer
- 113. House of Pain location
- 114. Biggest danger encountered when driving in Alberta
- 115. Uncle Billy's reassurance
- 116. Number 9
Down
- 1. Fishing hot spot
- 2. My gals _
- 3. The name of the boat you will one day steal
- 4. No I can't tug, it's_ _
- 5. A meat mantra
- 8. So dear to heart, yet so often left behind (3 wrds.)
- 9. The band that it always inevitably is
- 13. A dinosaur who shakes his belly like a bowl full of jelly?
- 16. Prime Minister of Britain the year of your birth
- 17. What's in my pocket?
- 18. Santa Baby, just slip a GPS under the tree, for her
- 19. Megan, or a sketch
- 20. Car scratch perpetrator
- 24. Daj's month
- 25. Sausages
- 27. Petwood Tree guardian
- 28. And Megan's hair is _
- 29. Lesser-known superhero
- 30. President of the USA the year of your birth
- 31. Recent weight gain
- 33. A boyish skiff
- 34. Uncle's wife's booty
- 37. What these caves are
- 39. Don't tell the others, but she's Daj's favourite grand-niece
- 40. His mommy doesn't lick him
- 42. Beware, kids! You've heard of crack - now get ready for _ junkies
- 43. Postal pal
- 47. Like marijuana, but without the Madonna
- 48. NOT a proper towel rack
- 49. Childhood pal
- 52. The new crocs
- 53. Forget apples - Daj would be tempted out of Eden with
- 54. Silver spoon theives
- 56. The best number
- 58. Straight with an exception for _ _
- 59. Daj's post-dinner humiliation
- 60. Childhood partner in crime
- 62. Shower-dweller candy
- 64. There ain't no anti-venom for it
- 65. Crazy teenage rugby player
- 66. What's folded up out of sight on your pate?
- 71. Daj's toenail clippers
- 75. Schmoopie, age 9
- 77. Rob Lowe catchprase
- 78. What grapes in milk actually is
- 79. Foot cocaine?
- 80. A fruit-based nickname of yore for the birthday boy
- 82. Don't s-kim-p on THIS farewell greeting!
- 83. Celestial snickysnacks
- 84. "Never in all my born days have I ever seen a _ sitting on a fence post."
- 85. Favourite song
- 86. Sleep the sleep of the sleep _
- 88. 4am disturbance
- 89. Stanley Cup winners 2021?!
- 91. Prime Minister of Canada the year of your birth
- 92. Infamous Australian escape artist
- 93. Your star sign
- 94. What a giraffe says
- 96. Cedar warrior royalty
- 101. A childhood relic you may or may not have possessed, depending on who you ask
- 102. Hedgehog
- 103. Their bottoms are made out of these (see 109 across)
- 105. Ain't no nookie like
- 107. No _ ingles
- 112. Hunt or Chestnut
